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To the Hon. John Howard, Prime Minister of Australia,

It has been brought to my attention by my Wife, Sally, that Canberra is too far away from Bathurst. 
Due to the fact that Sydney is only 2 hours 30minutes drive from Bathurst, She feels that it is only logical
that Canberra be closer to Bathurst for her shopping pleasure.
Thus the request is that Canberra be moved approximately 100 kilometers north of it's current position,
placing it somewhere between Boorowa and Yass.  This would ensure the happiness of all people wishing
to shop in Canberra, who couldn't be bothered driving to Sydney.

Yours Sincerely,

Me.